Zuckerberg’s 5,000-Sq-Ft Bunker Leads To Mass PANIC About End Times

Mark Zuckerberg, one of the richest men on the planet and the founder of Facebook, says that, contrary to media reports, he’s not building a massive doomsday bunker in Hawaii after outlets stated that he was constructing a 5k square-foot basement in his home located in Kauai. If someone had knowledge about a cataclysmic event that was about to unfold sometime in the near future with all of the connections that Zuck has with rather shady individuals in and out of the government, is it really unreasonable for folks to think something might be going?

Here’s more on this development via TMZ:

Here’s the deal … Bloomberg’s “The Circuit” posted uncut footage from their recent episode, where Zuck attempts to clear the air on last year’s WIRED report that he would have a 5,000-square-foot bunker under his Kauai compound. The Meta CEO tells ‘The Circuit’s Emily Chang — with a straight face mind you — that it’s, “just like a little shelter,” boiling it down to essentially just “a basement.”

While Chang begins to crack up at the comments, he continues, “Whatever you want to call it, hurricane shelter whatever. I think it got like, blown out of proportion as if like the whole ranch was some kind of like doomsday bunker, which is just not true.” Worth noting … Mark’s Hawaii home reportedly sits on 1,400 acres — so a 5,000-square-foot bunker just sorta fits the size of the property, and probably has tons of ways to pass the time in case of a zombie apocalypse! Zuckerberg goes on to say the Kauai property is meant for ranching, with a goal of creating the highest quality beef in the world … just a “really fun project.”